You may recall from a previous post that I would like to develop a small tactical nuke to take out drivers that piss me off. I’m still working on that, but have had another idea in my mind for quite some time: an LED sign for the rear car window. That way, I can let the person behind me know what I really think. Well, as it turns out, someone stole my idea. For $60, you can get a 10″ by 2″ LED message board that mounts in the rear window. This is fantastic!
I might just have to get one. I was sitting here tonight thinking of what messages I would like to program in. After all, it can take up to 98. Here are a few I thought of:
- The 60s are over hippy freak
- Get the frick out of the left lane
- Buckle up your kid, moron
- Nice headlights
- Your gas hatch is open
- Ha, ha, passed you
- Have a good day
- Life sucks
- Why do you want your dog dead?
- In a wacky mood
- Bet you can’t catch me
- Slow poke
Dad in the Headlights 
February 19, 2009 at 5:29 am
Here’s mine…
Hey buddy, your right front tire is about to fall off!
Did you know there’s a hand sticking out of your trunk?
Don’t make me stop this car!
Dim your damn lights dumbass!
And then I’d have a finger – could you do a finger? If you CAN do a finger, I’m gettin’ me one.
February 19, 2009 at 6:59 am
Jodi, the finger! I love it. Not sure if that’s possible but it would be awesome!
February 19, 2009 at 7:55 am
Okay, here’s mine –
If you get any closer, you can have autograph.
Does my bumper look big in this car?
Bet you wish you have control of this LED. You don’t!
February 19, 2009 at 10:54 am
Hahaha!! I want one for the TOP of my car (to be seen in all directions) that says “Hang up and drive, dip-shit!!” (I get my potty mouth from my sister, Jodi, up there…)
Also:
*See that peddle on the right? USE IT!!
*Blinkers: helpful when other drivers can’t read your mind!
*Not passing? Then GET OUT OF THE PASSING LANE!!! I would use this one all. the. time.
February 21, 2009 at 11:42 am
“I’m in front, you’re behind, that’s the natural order…”
February 21, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Nice.
February 28, 2009 at 5:07 am
So very Mattish…I told him my ideas..somehow they got vetoed..lol
March 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Forget world peace, concentrate and use your blinker.