Toothpick Guy

What the heck is the story with guys walking around with a toothpick hanging out of their mouths? It’s dumb. Those guys piss me off. Either stop it or I’ll start walking around with a spoon hanging out of mine. It’s no less dumb. So there.

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4 Responses to “Toothpick Guy”

  1. Matt Says:

    You never know when a spoon might come in handy, you can use it to knock out toothpicks when necessary. In a spoon vs toothpick fight, I’d go for the spoon too. Spoon beats pick like rock beats scissors.

  2. Jodi Says:

    Bryan, Bryan, Bryan…

    I grew up in the small town of Garden Valley. ALL the cowboys (and they were REAL cowboys) always had toothpicks in their mouths. When you can’t carry a gun, a toothpick is a very good form of self-defense. You can use it on an attacking dog, a rogue pig, someone sneaking up behind you. Yep, you can take an eye out quick with one of those things…

  3. nectarfizz Says:

    I want to have a candy cane hanging out mine..at least that way I can enjoy the taste of it as I walk.

  4. Bryan Says:

    Now there’s a practical compromise. I like it.


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