A New DITH Venture: Carbon Glutton

DITH is now ready to introduce it’s latest venture: Carbon Glutton. This new effort is dedicated to cancelling out efforts to reduce carbon emissions. CO2 is a naturally occurring, colorless, odorless gas that apparently is going to kill us all in a fiery flood. Check in there often for tips on how to emit even more CO2 so that we can bring on the demise of humanity even faster. Enjoy!

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3 Responses to “A New DITH Venture: Carbon Glutton”

  1. John Says:

    Perhaps you should resurrect the Vega??

  2. Bryan Says:

    What an excellent idea. Gas was so cheap back then that MPG didn’t matter. I’m sure it was a gas guzzler by today’s standards. Plus–and this is great–it literally consumed a quart of oil for each tank of gas. There’s just carbon spewing out everywhere there. I so miss the good ‘ole days.

  3. nectarfizz Says:

    hahahahahahaha…


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