Idaho Special Edition Barbie Dolls

You may recall a previous post in which we announced that Mattel was making special edition Barbies for Oregon. Just in time for Christmas, we are now pleased to announce the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Idaho market.

Nampa Barbie

She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a million dollar farm home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

Melba Barbie


The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching feedstore outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately for traveling.

Garden City Barbie

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don’t know what you are talking about.

Boise Barbie

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won’t be able to afford any of them.

Challis Barbie

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt, tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder and no teeth. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Sun Valley Barbie


This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as newly built high rise condo.

Buhl Barbie


This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Jerome Barbie’s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

Jerome Barbie


This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Twin Falls Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

Kuna Barbie


This Barbie now comes with a stroller and 2 infant dolls. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. White boy Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Idaho Falls Barbie


She’s perfect in every way, mainly due to the high levels of antidepressants in her system. We don’t know where Ken is because he’s always at church meetings.

 

Also don’t miss Oregon Special Edition Barbie Dolls.

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15 Responses to “Idaho Special Edition Barbie Dolls”

  1. cb Says:

    Will they make special edition barbies for other states? I’m surprised they haven’t run out of ideas yet.

  2. Bryan Says:

    Go for it. You would know your state better than I would, so you could adapt this to your own state and post it to your blog. If you do so, let me know and I’ll link back to you.

  3. Jodi Says:

    Ok, I’m jelous. My husband sent this to me via email about a month ago and I tried to post it to my blog because I loved your Oregon Barbies. But alas, I couldn’t get it to work. Glad you got it posted – I LOVE the Barbies!

  4. John Says:

    They have lesbians in Jerome? Do the Mormons know this??

  5. Bryan Says:

    John, I’m not sure. I’ll be honest, this was stolen from an email. I didn’t do the research to make sure it was factually accurate. You get what you pay for here. 🙂

  6. aarhenius Says:

    Nothing in the North? What about CDA and Moscow!? Come on now!

  7. Bryan Says:

    aarhenius: Feel free to add to the fun!

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  9. barbie-news/another-real-human-barbie Says:

    I love Barbie! I’m in love with her from my 6 years old! On this season, my young girl love the time with my very cute Barbie!. I´m tuned too with news about her from other fans of Barbie!. Thanks!

  10. Jamie Says:

    Nampa is completely wrong…should be Eagle Barbie.

  11. PJ Says:

    Sweet Home Barbie (renamed Challis barbie here) should have a brand new shiny truck,, perfect (fake) blonde hair, and lots more skin showing. People who think country southerners look like trash have not seen these girls.

  12. Gloria Coleman Says:

    I am Gloria from Idaho and I have some dolls for sale. If you have any tips id appreciate them

  13. Gloria Coleman Says:

    My email is gcoleman20@outlook.com and my phone is 208-512-4833


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