Torn Between Two Women

You don’t have to wait until Sunday (Punday) for the next pun. Here’s a bonus pun at no extra charge:

There was a man who had a girlfriend named Lorraine. Then one day a new woman was hired at his office. Her name was Clearly, and he soon fell in love with her. He thought about breaking things off with Lorraine. But he just couldn’t do it. Then Lorraine learned her employer was transferring her across country. The guy pretended to be sad when Lorraine moved. But deep down, he was happy. For he can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone.

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One Response to “Torn Between Two Women”

  1. jonsquared Says:

    Why? Why did I laugh at this?


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