Al-Qaeda Mice?

Mice are simply a fact of life on a ranch. It’s not a matter of if you’ll have them–it’s a matter of how well you can keep them under control. Our secret weapon is a little firebrand Calico we like to call Sammie. She is our only indoor-outdoor cat–all the others are indoors only.

Apparently the mice in our area are members of the Al-Qaeda rodent division (wait, isn’t that redundant?). This is the only way I can explain the unspeakable torture that Sammie inflicts upon these creatures before finally killing them. I can only guess that she is extracting crucial intelligence data on impending terror attacks from them. I mean, she the feline answer to Jack Bauer.

She is extremely patient in her work. She’ll sit or lie in wait for long periods of time in an area where she suspects the enemy to be hiding. When one finally comes out of hiding, she pounces on it and picks it up with her mouth. The tooth punctures inflict mortal wounds upon the mouse.

However, as I mentioned, she doesn’t finish it off right away. She’ll then drop it back on the ground. The wounded mouse will struggle and try to escape. If it gets too far away, she’ll attack again and inflict more wounds.

After awhile, it may get a foot or two away, but then stop. The injuries are just too severe. Once the mouse stops moving, Sammie will go over and bat at it with her paw to wake it up. This cycle is repeated several times as she gleans more and more data to help prevent the next big mouse terrorist attack. After a several cycles of torture, the mouse finally succumbs to its injuries. Then it’s on to the next victim.

Thanks to the great patriot Sammie for protecting our freedom and way of life from the Al-Qaeda mice.

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2 Responses to “Al-Qaeda Mice?”

  1. John Says:

    She is a TRUE patriot!

    Her ‘sister-in-arms’ here in Pendleton Agent Bootsie, uses similar techniques. As we live in a more urban setting, the Al Qaeda infiltration isn’t as concentrated in one location. Perhaps due to the broader range of hideouts?

    Agent Bootsie has an additional step in her interrogation process. Once she has ‘finished’ with the suspect, she brings its limp, wet (we suspect waterboarding —shhhh) carcass to The Wife or I for the bounty, a scratch behind the ears and a ‘kitty snack’.

  2. Bryan Says:

    We can all sleep better knowing that Agents Bootsie and Sammie are helping to protect us.


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