What kind of milk does a forgetful cow produce? Milk of amnesia.
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Punday, December 13th
December 12, 2009 — BryanI wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Punday: Mid-week Groaner
December 10, 2009 — BryanI normally post my Punday special on Sunday. But since I have done so few lately, I decided not to wait on this one…
Next time I play golf, I am going to take an extra sock with me. That way I can use it if I get a hole in one.
Punday, July 26th
July 25, 2009 — BryanIf it’s not a father and it’s not a mother, what is it? It’s not apparent.
Punday, July 19th
July 18, 2009 — BryanA man decided to join a ride-sharing program with his colleagues at work to save money. But within a week of starting it, he started having severe wrist pain. This seemed to happen only while they were driving through the tunnel–he was fine outside the tunnel. Because the tunnel was so busy, they spent quite a bit of time in there. So it was quite a painful experience for the young man. He saw a doctor the following week and was told he had a problem that is quite common nowadays: carpool tunnel syndrome.
Punday, June 28th
June 28, 2009 — BryanWe have a dairy farm close to us. The cows are udderly amazing.
Punday, June 21st
June 21, 2009 — BryanWhat’s my favorite dressing you ask? Topless
Thanks to my friend Todd for this one.
Punday, April 19th
April 18, 2009 — BryanAn invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Punday, March 1st
February 28, 2009 — BryanDid you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Punday, February 22nd
February 22, 2009 — BryanWhat does a honeybee call its hive? Comb, sweet home.
Punday, February 15th
February 15, 2009 — BryanA man told ten horrible pun jokes to his friends, but none of them made the friends laugh. No pun in ten did.
Punday, February 8th
February 8, 2009 — BryanWhat safety features do medicine bottles in Florida have? They have Tampa-proof caps.
Punday, January 11th
January 11, 2009 — BryanI know some folks that want pick up the Nintendo game system. I guess they are just looking for a Wii bit a of fun.
