Punday, July 20th

What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.”

Punday, July 13th

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Punday, July 6th

When we go out to eat, I always get the same silly question: “Would you like super salad?” Well, my answer is always yes. Why would I settle for the just average salad when I can have the super one, right?

Punday, June 29th

My creative juices have been running a bit dry lately, so this week’s pun is courtesy of Bekki. Thanks for saving my bacon!

What happens when a frog mates with a bunny? He croaks.

Punday, June 22nd

His musical passing of gas is a work of fart.

Punday, June 15th

The other day, The Wife and I were getting ready to do some watering outside. Just out of the blue she asked me to go get the hos. Wow, I never realized that she was so open-minded. And don’t overlook that fact that it is plural. I have an amazing wife!

Punday, June 8th

A birder had a mynah problem but with no egrets.

Punday, June 1st

In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.

Punday, May 25th

I loved listening to the Dr. Demento show as a teen. The parody and comedy songs he plays are the perfect fit for my wacky brand of humor. One of my favorites is Wet Dream by Kip Adotta. It is the ultimate pun in the form of a song. If you like puns at all, you have to check it out.

Punday, May 18th

The world’s most offensive furniture store name: Sofa King

As best I can tell, there are three establishments with this name. They are located in Mesilla Park, NM, Norristown, PA, and Shelley, ID.

I even found a website dedicated to this pun.

Mid-week Groaner

Okay, it’s not Sunday (Punday), but I sprung one on The Wife today that I have to share. She was rooting around her truck looking for something. When I asked her what she was looking for, she said her gloves. So I replied “You are looking for gloves in all the wrong places.”

I nearly got hit for that one.

Punday, May 11th

When you can’t afford to buy a wolf, Lisa Wolf.

Punday, May 4th

If I had a daughter born to me on Christmas day, I’d name her Mary Chris Smith.

Punday, April 27th

Welcome to a new feature on DITH: The Sunday pun, or Punday. I love humor and especially love puns. However, in a lot of ways, I love quantity over quality in my humor. It is certainly satisfying when I can evoke a good belly laugh from you. However, I also love it when I get the eye roll or a groan from a ridiculously funny/stupid joke. I think that’s why I love puns so much. With as little as one word, I can get a collective groan. I love it. So sit back and wait just a few seconds while I construct this week’s highly complex humor bit.

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What’s the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30