DITH is now ready to introduce it’s latest venture: Carbon Glutton. This new effort is dedicated to cancelling out efforts to reduce carbon emissions. CO2 is a naturally occurring, colorless, odorless gas that apparently is going to kill us all in a fiery flood. Check in there often for tips on how to emit even more CO2 so that we can bring on the demise of humanity even faster. Enjoy!
March 20, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Perhaps you should resurrect the Vega??
March 21, 2009 at 12:15 am
What an excellent idea. Gas was so cheap back then that MPG didn’t matter. I’m sure it was a gas guzzler by today’s standards. Plus–and this is great–it literally consumed a quart of oil for each tank of gas. There’s just carbon spewing out everywhere there. I so miss the good ‘ole days.
March 27, 2009 at 9:29 pm
hahahahahahaha…